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I AINT AFRAID OF NO GOAST

by Casper Heyzeus

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    purple translucent cassette with double sided full colour artwork. you will get the download and also a bonus album of demo versions and stuff that never made it on the album .
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my name is heyzeus and i am funky i like to get loose and im a lil bit chunky what yall hear is not a test im tryin to be discreet if ya wanna buy some of my cocaine meet me outside on the street my name is heyzeus and am a flunky didnt go to my school i just spanked my monkey what yall hear is not a test im trying to be discreet if you wanna buy yourself a fake i.d then meet me outside on the street when you die youre going to hell and that i can guarantee dont be sad it aint so bad accommodation is free you'll spend your days finding new ways of suffering and misery its so damn hot you wanna drink alot but the only beverage is pee heres a list of things to do when youre in hell like take a poo with a cactus lodged inside yer ass while listening to phillip glass my name is heyzeus and im a junky what was the name of rockos pet dog, it was spunky when you die youre going to hell and that i can guarantee dont be sad it aint so bad accommodation is free you'll spend your days finding new ways of suffering and misery DIC
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Coke Float 02:41
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Whats This? 00:35
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Love Song 02:52
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House Party 03:25
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Saxy Outro 02:12
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Terrorist 00:51
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The Struggle 00:38
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Inner Trauma 02:37
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Illuminati 03:38

about

The debut album from casper heyzeus,
featuring over 21 BANGIN! tracks of music and skits but dont take it from us, listen to what the experts have to say:-

"the only way i can attain an erection these days, is by having casper heyzeus on in the background" - donald trump

"after we heard that new hot jam (the struggle) by yo boy heyzeus, we quit putting out music under the name smash mouth and became a tribute band to casper" - former singer of smash mouth (currently sings in ghost jesus, the casper heyzeus tribute band)

"where did i go wrong?" - papa heyzeus

"dick butt made me the man i am today" - the pope

"i found the music of mr heyzeus to be somewhat troubling, i can only imagine that its the sort of pain somebody goes through with a terminal illness" - dr carl kennedy


recorded at zoghurt studios
released on Ice cream for crow records

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released January 22, 2016

additional guitar and vocals by stew of depeche choad
recorded at zoghurt studios
released on Ice cream for crow records

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