1. |
Hentai
04:12
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senior heyzeus i heard you recently got back from japan
thats right lil timmy
was it as fucked up as mexico
you watch your god damn mouth lil timmy, and no! it was 5 times as fucked up
i went to a shitty bar to play poker with the yakuzza
they found out i was cheating, so i said that i was leaving
then one of them locked the door, by this point i knew the score
my underwear filled up with shit, i had to make a quick exit
then they sliced a man in half
i dont know why but i had to laugh
they all thought i was crazy
told them my names patrick swayzee
now with confused looks on their face
it was time to go post haste
off i go, downtown tokyo
lets all go to tokyo
well eat some noodles and play nintendo
i had to hide somewhere, then i noticed a hotel in the square
i quickly ran, off inside
you will never guess what i would find
tons of chicks all dressed up as maids
wanting to play video games
i tapped every single ass
only to remember that i had no cash
i said i couldnt pay the fee
so they started chasing me
off i go downtown tokyo
lets all go to tokyo
well eat some noodles and play nintendo
hentai porn, yes hentai porn
you can look at women getting fucked by tentacles
what the fuck is that all about?
why do you japanese people always scream and shout about hentai
hentai
HENTAIIIII
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2. |
Metal Shit
01:24
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i have a problem
its getting worse
what must i do
to end this curse
if i see metal
i go ballistic
i think these lyrics
are unrealistic
wake up in the morning and all i eat is metal, metal
honey, I'm worried about timmy, he took all the cutlery out of the kitchen and ate it
by god barbarra its gotten worse than that, last night he took the car apart for a snack. if he doesn't stop this metal eating nonsense he's going to shit himself wide open
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3. |
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i want a burger king
lets go to burger king
im going to burger king
will you come with me
so youre driving in youre car with your family
got the wife to the next of you the kids in the back
you say to your family
what do you want to eat?
its papas treat
well your wife says that she likes a subway
your daughter says that she wants mcdonalds
and youre son?
he wants kfc
but not for me
its papas treat
so i pull out my gun from the glove compartment
and i take my family to burger king
chorus
so your walking through the doors now at burger king
and your family are all in tears
you say straighten up cause its time to eat
hey wife wht do you want to eat
i, i dont know just please stop pointing the gun at me
alright
my wife will have a chicken royale
my son will have a good kids meal
and my daughter?
give her a whopper
as for me, ill have the steak house
gimmie two patties
extra crispy onions
and a chocolate shake to wash that shit down
i love burger king, makes me sing, that burger king
take it away now
chorus
i killed my family
cause i was too busy
eating my burger king
and i crashed the car
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4. |
Lunch Break
03:19
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hey I'm on my lunch break right now
id love to help you but i have only got half an hour
find some one else
hey i fuckin told you already
I'm on my lunch break I've only got half an hour
find some one else
who gives a fuck
what part of my lunch break
do you not understand
go find some one on the shop floor
that will take you by the hand
i only have half an hour
to go to greens and get a sausage roll
i only have half an hour
and you just spent, 5 minutes of them
go find some one else
i don't want to help you
go find some one else
can you get the fuckin point
in your head
I'm on my lunch break i need bread
i want to eat a sandwich
drink some juice
i don't want to be helping you out
so go and fuck yourself
because I'm on my lunch break
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5. |
Just one drink
03:16
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do you have a map
im lost in your eyes
is there a mirror between your legs
i see myself between your thighs tonight
pretty lady with the tennis shoes on
i wanna fu fu fu fu fu fu fu fu fu fu fu fu fu fu
buy you a drink!
just one drink, or maybe two
we aint got much else to do
lets fuck
lets fuck
come on baby lets fuck
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6. |
Something you love
03:50
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tomorrow is my birthday and i cannot sleep
im so god damn excited
sick of counting sheep
so i started thinking about
gifts i got last year
where did they go to, where did they go?
how did they disappear?
i think that stephen has my star wars vhs
and brains got my mario for the NES
who's got my megatron?
where has it fucking gone?
i started to get pissed
while i wrote out this list
never give a friend something that you love
you may not get it back or it may come back damaged
never give a friend something that you love
you may not get it back or it may come back damaged
each name that i added to this growing list
would make me so damn angry
that id clench my fist
so i came up with a plan
i would hire a hitman
he'd go from door to door
my possessions he would score
and if he kills the other kids
well thats none of my business
sure i wouldn't have any friends
but at least my possessions won't go missing again
never give a friend something that you love
you may not get it back or it may come back damaged
never give a friend something that you love
you may not get it back or it may come back damaged
the job is done now and I'm feeling so guilty
i went into the attic and there right before me
was my old mario, megatron in toll
my star wars vhs
oh god, oh god, OH NO!
my mother must have moved all my old toys
up to the attic for my birthday
my room was crowded so she just made some more room
for my new toys, for me to play
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7. |
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this divorce is tearing us apart, you took the kids
i wish we could go back to the start
oh darling just for tonight
lets not fight
lets drink sunny delight
sunny delight, sweet sunny delight
forget about the divorce and just drink sweet orange sunny delight
sunny delight comes in different flavours folks
im neil diamond, go watch E.T.
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8. |
brian was a man
02:16
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brian was a man who used to be a capitan
ohhh
brian was a man
brian was a fan of the band called duran duran
ohhhh
brian was a fan
brian was a man who only had two fuckin hands
oh brian was a man
brian was a man who simply could not understand
yeah
why he was a man
brian what are you doing? oh brian I'm getting scared
brian please don't stop trying
oh brian, you're still a man
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9. |
K N O W L E D G E
03:27
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10. |
Detention
04:17
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11. |
Johnny Depp
03:50
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12. |
The Basement
02:38
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13. |
Bath Time
03:09
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14. |
Sports day
01:53
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15. |
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16. |
Albino Pigeon
03:32
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17. |
Dead Bug Bakery
01:03
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18. |
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19. |
The Black Lodge
01:52
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20. |
Let's go to
01:26
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its summer time
I'm feeling fine
got my wife beside me
and my son behind
were going away
out to the mountains
we go every year
we see a fountain
we make so much love
when our son is asleep
we sleep in separate tents
we don't want him to see
sometimes he wakes up late at night
cause he gets a scare, yeah he gets a fright
there is wildlife out here in the mountains
its beautiful, we come here every year
we love it here, we never want to leave the mountains
but one night when my son woke up
he said daddy theres a mountain lion
i said to him "son go back to sleep"
i was balls deep I WAS BALLS DEEP
in my wife
but unfortunately
she lost her life
my son wasn't lying
it was a mountain lion
my wife is dead now
i don't know what to do
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21. |
The Mountains
05:10
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i quit my job today and went
to the mountains
stripped off all my clothes and lived
in the mountains
stacked up a ton of rocks for a house
in the mountains
i buried my first born
in the mountains
in the mountains
in the mountains, the mountains
in the mountains baby, the mountains baby
in the mountains, the mountains
i found a ladies sock
in the mountains
had a walk behind a rock
in the mountains
i wrestled a stray dog
in the mountains
i cried alone in the fog
in the mountains
in the mountains
in the mountains, the mountains
in the mountains baby, the mountains baby
in the mountains, the mountains
there aint too much to eat
in the mountains
i dug up my first born
in the mountains
i ate my only son
in the mountains
i shat out my first born
in the mountains
in the mountains
in the mountains, the mountains
in the mountains baby, the mountains baby
in the mountains, the mountains
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22. |
Love song part 2
01:24
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23. |
Bank Manager
04:06
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24. |
Horseman
00:53
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25. |
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26. |
Satan will rise again
05:28
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27. |
The Internaught (yarrr)
03:36
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28. |
Goin Legit
02:34
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