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senior heyzeus i heard you recently got back from japan
thats right lil timmy
was it as fucked up as mexico
you watch your god damn mouth lil timmy, and no! it was 5 times as fucked up

i went to a shitty bar to play poker with the yakuzza
they found out i was cheating, so i said that i was leaving
then one of them locked the door, by this point i knew the score
my underwear filled up with shit, i had to make a quick exit

then they sliced a man in half
i dont know why but i had to laugh
they all thought i was crazy
told them my names patrick swayzee

now with confused looks on their face
it was time to go post haste
off i go, downtown tokyo

lets all go to tokyo
well eat some noodles and play nintendo

i had to hide somewhere, then i noticed a hotel in the square
i quickly ran, off inside
you will never guess what i would find

tons of chicks all dressed up as maids
wanting to play video games
i tapped every single ass
only to remember that i had no cash
i said i couldnt pay the fee
so they started chasing me

off i go downtown tokyo

lets all go to tokyo
well eat some noodles and play nintendo
hentai porn, yes hentai porn
you can look at women getting fucked by tentacles
what the fuck is that all about?
why do you japanese people always scream and shout about hentai
hentai
HENTAIIIII

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from Self Help For The Helpless Self, released October 10, 2016

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