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from Self Help For The Helpless Self by Casper Heyzeus

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tomorrow is my birthday and i cannot sleep
im so god damn excited
sick of counting sheep
so i started thinking about
gifts i got last year
where did they go to, where did they go?
how did they disappear?

i think that stephen has my star wars vhs
and brains got my mario for the NES
who's got my megatron?
where has it fucking gone?
i started to get pissed
while i wrote out this list

never give a friend something that you love
you may not get it back or it may come back damaged
never give a friend something that you love
you may not get it back or it may come back damaged

each name that i added to this growing list
would make me so damn angry
that id clench my fist
so i came up with a plan
i would hire a hitman
he'd go from door to door
my possessions he would score
and if he kills the other kids
well thats none of my business
sure i wouldn't have any friends
but at least my possessions won't go missing again

never give a friend something that you love
you may not get it back or it may come back damaged
never give a friend something that you love
you may not get it back or it may come back damaged

the job is done now and I'm feeling so guilty
i went into the attic and there right before me
was my old mario, megatron in toll
my star wars vhs
oh god, oh god, OH NO!

my mother must have moved all my old toys
up to the attic for my birthday
my room was crowded so she just made some more room
for my new toys, for me to play

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from Self Help For The Helpless Self, released October 10, 2016

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