Casper Heyzeus - I AINT AFRAID OF NO GOAST

by Ice Cream For Crow

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  • Cassette

    purple translucent cassette with double sided full colour artwork. you will get the download and also a bonus album of demo versions and stuff that never made it on the album .
    it also comes with stickers and badges!! see the pictures

    Includes unlimited streaming of Casper Heyzeus - I AINT AFRAID OF NO GOAST via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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  • Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

    send me an email if you want bonus tracks and demos

     £2 GBP  or more

     

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about

The debut album from casper heyzeus,
featuring over 21 BANGIN! tracks of music and skits but dont take it from us, listen to what the experts have to say:-

"the only way i can attain an erection these days, is by having casper heyzeus on in the background" - donald trump

"after we heard that new hot jam (the struggle) by yo boy heyzeus, we quit putting out music under the name smash mouth and became a tribute band to casper" - former singer of smash mouth (currently sings in ghost jesus, the casper heyzeus tribute band)

"where did i go wrong?" - papa heyzeus

"dick butt made me the man i am today" - the pope

"i found the music of mr heyzeus to be somewhat troubling, i can only imagine that its the sort of pain somebody goes through with a terminal illness" - dr carl kennedy


recorded at zoghurt studios
released on Ice cream for crow records

credits

released January 22, 2016

additional guitar and vocals by stew of depeche choad
recorded at zoghurt studios
released on Ice cream for crow records

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Track Name: My Name Is Heyzeus
my name is heyzeus and i am funky
i like to get loose
and im a lil bit chunky

what yall hear is not a test im tryin to be discreet
if ya wanna buy some of my cocaine
meet me outside on the street

my name is heyzeus and am a flunky
didnt go to my school
i just spanked my monkey

what yall hear is not a test im trying to be discreet
if you wanna buy yourself a fake i.d
then meet me outside on the street

when you die
youre going to hell
and that i can guarantee
dont be sad
it aint so bad
accommodation is free
you'll spend your days finding new ways
of suffering and misery

its so damn hot you wanna drink alot
but the only beverage is pee

heres a list of things to do
when youre in hell
like take a poo
with a cactus lodged
inside yer ass
while listening to phillip glass

my name is heyzeus
and im a junky
what was the name of rockos
pet dog, it was spunky

when you die
youre going to hell
and that i can guarantee
dont be sad
it aint so bad
accommodation is free
you'll spend your days finding new ways
of suffering and misery


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