If You Can't Be The Best, Be The Worst, by Cow Catcher

If You Can't Be The Best, Be The Worst

by Cow Catcher

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	1.	Cowcatcher - Intro 00:57
	2.	Capitalist Organisation 02:06
	3.	Egg 02:08
	4.	Space Punch 02:16
	5.	Asphalt 02:02
	6.	Heavy Metal Jackass 02:18
	7.	Aids 03:03
	8.	War 02:17
	9.	Janitor 01:01
	10.	Vice 02:55
	11.	Juiced 01:05
	12.	Parapet 02:57

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released June 22, 2023

released January 16, 2023

‘If You Can't Be The Best, Be The Worst’ - Album Credits

Produced by Andy Philip and Cow Catcher
Engineered, mixed and mastered by Andy Philip

Super Fishman (Saul) - Lead Vocals, Coconuts
Rear Admiral Bumlegs (Byron) - Bass, Backing Vocals, Xylophone, Synth
Captain Ballsack (Aaron) - Guitars
Sir Shitsalot (Neal) - Guitars, Backing Vocals
The Hing Master (Stu) - Drums, Backing Vocals

The Milkmaids (Becca Petrie, Josefin Svedin) - Backing Vocals

MC (Bisongrass) - Guest Vocals on ‘Space Punch’

Paul Samat - Chants on ‘Heavy Metal Jackass’, Bongos/Conga on ‘Vice’

Andy Philip - The voice of Beastman

Artwork and Roaring on ‘Intro.’ by Steve Murison

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